Whoa, easy does it! You're going to unwrap yourself into oblivion!
Uh, can I help you... mummy?
(in a dry, papery voice) Sun... was... scarce... in... tomb... beach party mummy transcript
(laughing) Alright, you're a natural! But seriously, we need to get you some sunscreen. You don't want to, you know, spontaneously combust.
(moaning) Family... ancient... memories... Whoa, easy does it
(groaning) Wrappings... too tight... need... to... dance...
(whooping) Rrraaahh! Party... like... it's... 3000 BCE! you're a natural! But seriously
How was that? I had a blast creating this little sketch!